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A man who found his way

A man who found his way

He didn’t see it as a turning point at the time--this budding vocal artist who was belting out country songs at the Burger Box in Arlington. Craig Murphy, then age 40, might have been flipping burgers instead, trying to find a road that led somewhere instead of dead-end trails he’d followed for a couple of decades.
Cognitive assessments are for the brave

Cognitive assessments are for the brave

The last time I was in, I was telling him about forgetting names, having a hard time coming up with words I want to use, and being dizzy when I stand up. I thought he was going to tell me to stand up slower, call everyone “Honey,” and quit talking so much. I enjoy our little visits, and usually he assures me that nothing is wrong. Well, he didn’t exactly say that. He said he wanted to do some tests.
What if the bank had no cash?

What if the bank had no cash?

In Denmark last year, there were no bank robberies… none… zero. I know Denmark is not a large country, but it is true. The thing is that only twenty banks in that country kept cash on hand last year. Therefore, when someone wanted to rob a bank, he would have to bring a deposit slip with his routing number and account number and ask the teller to make a deposit into his account, while he held a gun on them. If it is a country where guns aren’t common, maybe he would have to bring along his camera and threaten to take their picture and post it on Tinder or Match… making some remark about their personal character… For a time, robbing ATM machines was common. Some were chained to the back of a truck and actually hauled off… or at least out into the street where the chain broke. Some ATM thieves sat around waiting for an unsuspecting person to make a withdrawal, then they forced them to withdraw all their funds. At three hundred dollars maximum cash withdrawal… I’m not sure it is worth the effort.
A half-gallon bag of pills and a big glass of water... and I’ll

A half-gallon bag of pills and a big glass of water... and I’ll be fine

Let’s just get this straight. I’m getting older. As I understand it, some old people do not take pills, but I do. I didn’t realize how many I took until a recent doctor’s visit. I knew that I was taking about two quarts of pills. That’s the size of the bag I keep them in. Once I took the bag with me to the doctor’s office, but the people in the waiting room kept asking me if I needed to go ahead of them. I guess they figured with that many pills, I must be really sick.
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